Jesus H Corbett....

...John Sergeant is a bit of a twat. And a thick one at that. Cutting public spending will do bugger all to the private sector. Reduce that spending enough and the private sector can get a bit of tax wiggleroom to grow. And a strong private sector is the only thing that's going to restore our economy.

Another day, another Labour U-turn

So The TA are not going to get any cuts at all. Quelle surprise, this is the most spineless government in history.

Yum yum

Abyone else find Susie Squire enticing? Sexy as hell, smart as a whip and she's trying to cut my taxes. I think I'm in love!

Smearsville

Just been watching my local MP Chris Bryant launching more tory Euro smears in several childish outbursts on Newsnight like a monkey throwing shit in the zoo. So I'm composing an email to express my dismay at his and his Master Milliband's constant smears on members of the ECR grouping in brussels (It's even led to complaints from the Latvian ambassador as their government is furious at the way Labour are seeking to portray them). I'm also going to ask him why Labour sees fit to criticise the Tory partners when their own group contains some of the most loathsome members of the european parliament (Physician, heal thyself!). If anyone can give me some of the details on these partners to include in the email, I'd be grateful. Once sent I will publish what I've emailed to him and will also post the reply up on here for your perusal, I'm expecting more bollocks and if he decides to bullshit me I'll get it printed in the local paper too (One of the benefits of having a journalist for a friend aside from an always willing drinking partner). So help a brother blogger out and lets shut up Pantsman once and for all.

And if you've just eaten, my apologies for the pic!

Can it be true?

After all these years can it be true? Have I finally found a job that contains elements of callcentre work with sales and does not suck big sweaty balls?

My god, it's a revelation! For those of you curious (and those of you who aren't might as well bugger off now) I'm selling collectable and rare coins and bizzarely Gordon Brown is doing me a favour. As he's wrecked the economy so badly every collector is diving into gold, I can't get hold of enough gold sovereigns and guineas to meet the demand. And judging from the mood of a lot of my customer's, especially the ones who spend serious money they seem to think gold is going to continue ever upward for a while...sweet, sweet commission!

#welovehmrc?!?

Now normally I'm not a fan of the mouth-breathing knucled-dragging parasites at Her Maj's revenue & customs but....upon hearing that they have decided to investigate 27 troughers of parliament it brough a wry smile to my face. Now I don't twitter, like Dave C I don't want to make a twat of myself (not in 140 characters or less at any rate). But for those of you who do, may I suggest the following hashtag #welovehmrc just so they know they have our support as they truly are the most devious moneygrabbing bastards in the world (Well, after the MP's that is). Maybe solving the national debt won't be so difficult after all, just grab a 'flipper' and shake him (or her) upside down by the ankles until the loose change falls out.

Don't ever forget, this is our money they stole...and we want it back!

My god! The Beeb being balanced?

The other side of the climate change coin.

Not something I ever thought I'd see on the beeb. Now I'm not claiming either side is right...I'm not an expert in climatology but surely all avenues should be explored.

At least it'll shock the socks and sandals brigade into silence for a few seconds.

How's about paying a little bit more back Gordon?

Ah, to have the internet back once again. Glorious. Hat-tip to the cool bods at Sky for fixing BT's bollocks-up. Though I am going to lay into one of their subscribers now.

You've probably heard about Gordon Brown having to pay back £12k plus for excess gardening and cleaning expenses. My question is why is he getting away with having Joe Public fund his monthly sky sports subscription? I can just about accept an MP having a need to see the news channels but sky sports? How is that necessary for an MP to do his job? Besides, he's a Raith Rovers fan, the last time they were on TV Rupert Murdoch was in short trousers and Godzilla was a lizard. Time to open that wallet again Gordon.

A world without the internet...

...just isn't worth living. Sorry if it's been a tad light on the posting front over the last few days. BT (Bastard Telecom) managed to get my broadband disconnected by their incompetence even though I am not nor have ever been a member of BT broadband. And with the whole debacle I've found OFCOM to be as much use as a chocolate teapot too! So have paid a visit to my sister to get my blogging fix.

On the politics front thought Marr was laughable. Do I really give a monkeys if the Cameron's are worth 30 million quid? Fair do's I say. And I think Millipede Snr's refusal to apologise over his euro smears is quite loathsome. You expect better from one of the government's most senior ministers.

Might be off for a few more days so adieu mon amis.