So, the economy is officially screwed, Gordon Brown's Bunker has been exposed for preparing to muckspread on it's political opponents (I don't know what all the surprise is about, this is the way he's operated his entire political career!), The Dear Leader's answer to the expenses row is to pay MP's more money for turning up to work, no receipts (nudge, nudge), World Leaders are slowly realising he's a cretin and we're all going to die of swine flu so need to worry about the national debt not being paid off until 2032. I think that's brought us up to date.
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He won't resign but hopefully enough of the cabinet get the hint and dispense with his services. If a leader like Thatcher can be ousted then this village idiot should be easy meat.